What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
her vagine was all disorganized.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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