I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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