Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Buhtt sex?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
