idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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