It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize