I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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