that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
last night I used snow as a chaser
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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