Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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