how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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