Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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