I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
high people should be assigned attendants
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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