i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
No subtext here. People are naked.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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