Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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