Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize