I think im going to throw up on grandma
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Do you remember whose house we're in?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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