sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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