Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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