Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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