He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You took a bar mat shot.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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