Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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