told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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