in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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