I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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