white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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