Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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