I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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