Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The beer is more important than you right now.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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