That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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