i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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