please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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