Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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