how can u be prego again
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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