so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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