dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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