Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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