OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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