He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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