just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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