It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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