eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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