She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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