new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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