so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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