I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize