i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He kissed a someone with a penis
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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