Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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