So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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