Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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