The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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