All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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