im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He shit in the fireplace
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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