If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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