But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
