At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You're like the curious george of whores
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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